WASHINGTON — If there have been any justice on the planet, Donald Trump would have taken the Mug Shot of Dorian Grey.
As with Oscar Wilde’s charismatic and amoral narcissist, the Image of Donald Trump ought to have been a “foul parody,” a mirrored image of what the chancer has finished along with his life. It ought to have proven Trump’s corroding soul fairly than his truculent face.
It ought to have revealed a person so cynical and wicked that he’s prepared to smash our nation’s soul — our democracy — and destroy religion in our establishments. All this merely to keep away from being referred to as a loser.
“By way of some unusual quickening of interior life the leprosies of sin had been slowly consuming the factor away,” Wilde wrote of Dorian’s portrait. “The rotting of a corpse in a watery grave was not so fearful.”
Now that might have been some primo merch: Trump slapping a rotting mug shot on a mug and promoting it on his marketing campaign web site for the low, low worth of $25.
Trump has lengthy felt that squinting or scowling is an efficient search for him. Timothy O’Brien, a Trump biographer, recalled that Trump as soon as informed him that Clint Eastwood was the best film star ever, and O’Brien believed that Donald and Melania modeled their squints on Eastwood’s. Maggie Haberman famous in The Occasions that when Trump posed for his official White Home portrait, he scowled into the digicam and informed aides he thought he seemed “like Churchill.”
Thursday evening was performative for Trump: sweeping in along with his personal jet and large motorcade that screamed two-tiered justice system, with regulation enforcement clearing the Atlanta streets, like centurions clearing the best way for Caesar.
Trump informed Newsmax’s Greg Kelly after the arraignment that he had “by no means heard the phrase ‘mug shot’” till his was taken — which simply reveals once more that Trump is a pathological liar. Everybody in America has heard the time period “mug shot.”
Trump mentioned that being booked on the horror chamber referred to as the Fulton County Jail — its location on Rice Road is cited in songs by rappers who’ve logged time there — was “a horrible expertise.”
“I went by way of an expertise that I by no means thought I’d need to undergo, however then, I’ve gone by way of the identical expertise three different occasions,” the 77-year-old mentioned, including about his mug shot, “They didn’t train me that on the Wharton Faculty of Finance.”
They didn’t train him to not be an enormous liar and cheat, both. Wharton is a spot the place they ought to train you about mug photographs. All American enterprise colleges ought to have a category on mug photographs.
Trump did one other woe-is-me interview with Fox Information Digital, admitting that getting processed by Georgia officers, who “insisted” he have the mug shot taken, was “not a cushty feeling — particularly whenever you’ve finished nothing incorrect.”
He little question workshopped his stroppy mug-shot look in entrance of the mirror, attempting to convey “By no means give up!” as he was actually surrendering. And in one other grasp stroke of projection, he accused the prosecutors pursuing him for election interference of “election interference.”
However Trump is feral and crafty, and deep in his amygdala, he should have shivered, pondering to himself, “Rattling, I might go to jail. My liberty is definitely in danger.” Although he has spent his entire life getting away with issues, sliding out of issues, stiffing folks, conning folks, he needed to have a second on the jail when he realized he’s within the prosecutors’ sights. He even went out and employed an actual legal lawyer.
Perplexing as it’s, Trump devotees proceed to adore him. President Biden sarcastically referred to as Trump a “good-looking man,” however many on the correct thrilled to his jailhouse portrait. “I say this with an unblemished document of heterosexuality,” Jesse Watters swooned on “The 5” on Fox Information. “He appears good, and he appears exhausting.”
On the Republican debate, nobody was large enough to shove him apart. Nikki Haley appeared probably the most interesting. Ron DeSantis’s lack of ability to smile is disqualifying. It was pathetic that the most effective the Florida governor might muster, requested if Mike Pence acted correctly when he licensed the election, was to say, “I bought no beef with him.”
Vivek Ramaswamy appeared smarmy. Scott Jennings, a Republican commentator on CNN, mentioned that Ramaswamy was Scrappy-Doo to Trump’s Scooby-Doo. That comparability just isn’t honest to Scooby or Scrappy, who’re constructive forces on the planet, serving to to unmask crooks, in contrast to Trump and his mini-me.
On Friday afternoon, Trump put out a fund-raising pitch primarily based on his 20 minutes in hell.
“It’s violent,” Trump mentioned of the jail the place, as he let his followers know in his fund-raising e mail, he was given reserving quantity 2313827. “The constructing is falling aside. Inmates have dug their fingers into the crumbling partitions and ripped out chunks to trend over 1,000 shanks. Simply this 12 months alone, 7 inmates have died in that jail.”
Yep, he’s getting scared.
As Audrey Hepburn mentioned in “Breakfast at Tiffany’s” after she tangled with the regulation, “There are specific shades of limelight that may wreck a lady’s complexion.”